Sexy Fish: what to wear to London's most fashionable restaurant

Sexy Fish is the new Chiltern Firehouse (which was the new Nobu, which was the new Ivy, which was the new San Lorenzo, and so on in restaurants’ absurd infinity mirror of hipness). Question is, what are you meant to wear?

Sexy Fish – its real name – is 2015’s It restaurant. If you haven’t heard of Sexy Fish, a) that’s embarrassing, and b) here’s a crib-sheet to save you from further embarrassment. Sexy Fish, which is the latest opening from restaurateur Richard Caring of Scott’s and The Ivy fame, cost £15m and is in Berkeley Square, home to London’s golden pentangle (opposite Annabel’s, near Nobu, Novikov and Harry’s Bar, and down the road from a really good branch of Pret).